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英语幽默十三则

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    Note:

    1. golf: <名词>高尔夫球; <动词>打高尔夫球;(这个单词是由green [绿色], oxygen [氧气], light [阳光],和 foot [步履]的第一个字母缩写而成的。)

    2. course:球场

    3. round: <体育>一 4. stroke: <高尔夫> 击球数;杆数

    5. embarrassment:窘迫;尴尬

    6. accompany: 陪伴

    7. parking lot: 停车场

    8. blurt out: 脱口而出

    9. transvestite:异装癖者

    10. tee: 开球区(开球区上有三组远近不同的开球线。离洞最远的开球线被称为“冠军线”,一般是供最有实力的球员使用;中间的开球线为男子开球线;最前面的开球线为女子开球线。)

    Not "How" but "Why"

    Critic: "By George, old chap, when I look at one of your paintings I stand and wonder--"

    Artist: "How I do it?"

    Critic: "No, why you do it?"

    Notes:

    1.By George: 确实,的确。表示惊奇或感叹。

    2. old chap: 老兄。

    Drunk

    Six men who were feeling no pain were staggering down the street about one o'clock in the morning. Laughing and singing loudly, they walked up to a two-story home. One of them managed to make it to the door and pounded on the doorbell insistently. A light came on in an upstairs window.

    The spokesman for the group yelled up,

    " Is this where Mr. John Smith lives?"

    "Yes, it is. What do you want?"

    " Are you Mrs. Smith?"

    " I am. What do you want?"

    "Could you come down here and pick out Mr.Smith so the rest of us can go home?"

    Notes:

    1. stagger: 踉踉跄跄地走

    2. insistently: 持续不断地

    3. spokesman: 发言人;代言人

    The Signs

    Jones: " Why do you have such misspelled words and bad grammar on the signs in your windows?"

    Storekeeper: " So people will think I'm a fool and come in expecting to get the best of me. Thanks to those signs, business is the best I've had in years.

    Notes:

    1. sign:招牌,广告(牌)。

    2. misspelled words:拼错的字。

    3. in your window:在你的橱窗里。

    4. to get the best of :得便宜。

    Are Those Eggs Strictly Fresh?

    Customer: "Are those eggs strictly fresh?"

    Grocer (to his clerk): "Feel those eggs, George, and see if they're cool enough to sell yet."

    Buying An Antique

    Customer: "What! Five hundred dollars for that antique? Why, I priced it last week and you said three hundred and fifty."

    Dealer: "Yes, I know; but the cost of labor and materials has gone up so!"

    Notes:

    1. antique: 古董,文物。

    2. I priced it last week. 我上周问了这东西的价格。

 

来源:中国英语学习网

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